“The Oscars”

“The Winners Are”

Best performance for actor, “Sean Connery” (Rick Simon)

Best performance for actress, “Sally Field” (Dorthy Munsch)

Most original costume for a male, “Dennis Burger” (Island time)

Most original costume for a female, “Dorthy Berger” (Angel Girl)

Most outrageous costume male, “Jamie Farr” (Pete Partillo)

Most outrageous costume female, “Mae West” (Pam Simon)

Sexiest Female, “Marilyn Monroe Sr.” (Pat Fleegle)

Handsomest Male, “Marlon Brando” (Dave Stout)

Smallest Hair, “James Bond” (Steve Lukowicz)

Biggest Hair, “Marilyn Monroe” (Jan Stout)

Best Old Costume, “Clara Bow” (Lindsey Scheinert)

Best New Costume, “Meryl Streep” (Jan Magirl)

Best Dressed Actress, “Mae West” (Pam Simon)

Best Dressed Actor, “James Bond” (Steve Lukowicz)

Best Comedic Actor, “Chevy Chase” (Rick Scheinert)

Best Dramatic Actress, “Audrey Hepburn” (Jane Lukowicz)

Most Original Costume, “Jimmy Buffet” (Jamie Magirl)

Best Makeup, “Indiana Jones” (Dick Mullins)

Best Hairdo, “Selma Blair” (Linda Partilo)

Best Accessories, “Henry Fonda” (Vic Fleegle)

Best Director, “Charlie Munsch” (Charlie Munsch)

Best Girlfriend in a Movie, “Mary Ann Ravenwood” (Mary Lou Mullins)

Best Looking Couple, “The Invisible Man & Clara Bow” (Lindsey & Rick Scheinert)